JJs Twats & Toons

People so many times say “yeah when I die, I want it to be while having sex…now that’s the way to go.”  Now generally we can all agree though that this isn’t a good way to die and you’re going to mess up whatever chick you are fucking by kicking the bucket on her when you cum.

But IF your orgasm is THIS intense that your cock goes shooting off of you when you cum like some NASA rocket launch…then yeah I could pass up the rest of my life and say to hell with some traumatized bimbo in return for an orgasm like that.

Back in that etheral era known as The 60’s they had a rather risque (for it’s time) comedy show called, ‘Rowan and Martin’s Laugh In’….it was pretty hip for it’s time…during the show they had a segment where the phrase ‘Sock It To Me’ was spoken by English actress Judy Carne who became known as the Sock-It-To-Me Girl…She would appear and chant the phrase until, ever unsuspecting, something happened to her……

I think it would be cool if they brought back a version of the show but the sock it to me part be like this…hot chick with a sock on appearing and chanting “sock it to me” until someone comes up behind her and socks it to her by fucking her silly.

Yknow how the rest of us settle for putting the sign on the buddy’s back that says ‘kick me’  or ‘I’m an idiot’ etc ?….

Well this is the porn star version of the same stunt…so if you ever luck out on a porn party make sure you check your pussy/cock & balls before and after unveiling them.

Now you might say that this couple is being just a bit kinky…like a bit mindblowingly so.  But listen to this you havent heard or seen anything yet…

Check out the Jenny McCarthy movie ‘Dirty Love’…she does a dude who has a freaking salmon up his ass…no lie dude.

It’s things like this that show just how messed up and twisted our world and people’s proiorites as well as business senses are…

Two dudes who are well enough hung to get their cocks tied together and a)this chick doesnt make the most out of the funnest action she will get this month and b) the dudes dont realize that with 14″ cocks they could be getting paid and getting laid in porn themselves !

Generally I and I’m sure most of my generation has nothing but contempt for these young teen/tweens nowadays who have suddenly decided that they are hippies and being a hippy equals getting stoned all the time and thats it.

Then you come across these little wood nymph hippy chicks who are all into being one with nature which to them also means being naked all the time…as long as they also know about the free love beliefs they can call themselves whatever kinda hippy they want and as long as they are fucking me I’m hip with it.

Yknow you hear chicks talk about how guys are bragging and bullshitting about our sexual adventures as though we had to actually make them up and like they aren’t all real and true…

Meanwhile nowadays you get all these milf stories about women getting packages or pizzas or plumbers or cable guys and fucking them…as if !!  I have never in my life met a woman who has the brazen confidence to get it on with one of these guys like in those stories and I bet that they are as full of it as they claim that we are.

Ok, the costume is totally gay but what a list of cool names for this guy?Semen-Man, Splooge Dude, Chowder Champ, Cumalot Knight, Bukake-boy, The Squirt?the list is endless and you just know he?s gonna get more ?action? than spiderman.

Annie Oakley may have been the world’s first dyke celebrity, but even though she was a dyke, she did have one thing at least partly right…

She is most known for having said that anything a man can do a woman can do better…while this is obviously bullshit, at least she is right in that the one thing women can do better than men is double anal.

Whatever happened to Kurtwood Smith from That 70’s show after that series ended?  You just never see him around anymore.

They guy always had a thing for talking about putting his foot up somebody’s ass…I think he would’ve been perfect for some anal foot fetish movies along the lines of this fisting movie.

This old cartoon shows that even back when it was hard for black men to get a job there were still full service stations that understood how a black man knows his way around a pump.

As time passed this led to the world of pornography where you can now find movies with groups of black guys filling up wives like this with tremendous creampies.

This typifies the number one reason for the high divorce rate in America, other than the simple fact that women are lying deceitful evil bitches…

They are so totally freaking indecisive, constantly changing their minds and really this guy shoulda known that this is what was going to happen…at least no bottom feeding scumbag divorce lawyer is going to make any money off of this couple.

This is a cartoon that should be bought by those companies that sell penis enlarging pills and exercises and so on…

After all, with a little rewording that brunette could be saying about how it still feels bigger than some real cocks she’s taken.

Time and again schools throughout the country try to educate our children about the potentially high cost of getting drunk and doing things without realising what they are doing…

TrashyToons.com has the perfect solution since nothing else has seemed to work.  Put up pictures like this explaining that if you drink too much, who knows what you’ll go home with ?!

I get so pissed off at and tired of people always blaming Mr. Green…yknow nature’s gift to man commonly called Marijuana, grass, weed etc etc….

Like check these two out man…they havent even hardly smoked any of it…they arent already stoned (note the wide eyes with no redness instead of squinty red chinese eyes) and they go blaming the weed for them ice-swimming in the arctic….geeze people it’s cos you are morons who really really need to move somewhere warmer.