JJs Twats & Toons

This is so typical of so many people nowadays…everyone is always rush rush rush and never takes the time to actually shop around, and then scam artists like this bitch get money that real pro’s could be getting.

If these guys bothered to look in the back of almost every porn magazine on the racks at the magazine store, they would have seen tons of ads for Dominatrix’s who would’ve done the same thing for them for a couple hundred bucks.

You would think that this would be a tragic birthday party for Carl where he learns to be careful what he wishes for…

Fortunately though; Carl happens to be an extreme masochist and he ended up cumming like never before when the husband beat the hell out of him, so actually he ended up getting two wishes granted.

Some guys would find this a novelty, and some would find it disconcerting…but not good ol’ Mr Joe Twitch here

Joe realizes that the best thing he can do is slap those simulated ass cheeks, spread them wide, ram it on home and fuck the bitch until she begs for more…lessons he can then apply when he graduates to real women.

Have you ever been to Mardi Gras?  The carnival runs through the streets and all the pretty chicks line up to flash everyone their tits for some beads.  It’s a crazy scene with flesh exposed practically everywhere and strings of beads overflowing around hot babes necks.

If you’ve ever wondered why these seemingly ordinary chicks become so eager to show off their stuff to the masses, some even flashing on film (wild!), it’s because they know how much fun they’re going to have later when they get together those strings of beads, some lube and oil and work those shapely bodies all over with their well-earned beads to explosive orgasmic bliss.

Ted and Kelly learn that while spectacular for home and garden projects, Home Depot’s sextoy department has a long ways to go.

Sometimes it’s good to mix your main course with your dessert, especially when you’re on a picnic.

This chocolate princess partakes of some huge Irish sausage before getting a creamy coating for her sweet n tasty cherry pie.

What the hell’s up with chicks?  90 years ago they got allowed to vote and have just gone haywire ever since…yet they are still bitching that they need more rights.

Well obviously affirmative action doesn’t apply for women…here these chicks play at being a company where one even has a door that says ‘Boss’…yet not a male employee among them, and I’m sure that if this is the action he got to see, that any guy would sure as hell want to be the one male to make up the male side of affirmative action for this group.

Everybody dreams about going to the Swiss Alps or the Rocky Mountains or Utah or wherever and experiencing the thrills and sights of the Majestic Peaks.

If you ask me, this snowboarder is totally into the wrong peaks for getting his thrills…I mean, hot, horny babe with mountainous boobs in hot-tub beats snowboarding any day.

Some people just dont know how to make the best out of a bad situation….

Like this chick is all regretting her permanent tattoo…sure it may not be what she wants but I betcha she’s a shoe-in for a part on the Vagina Monologues now.

Yknow people always worry about oooo if a place if haunted a ghost will kill you or some such bs…nah…beware the ghost goo

I figure that if there’s ghosts then there’s probably a bunch of pervo ones out there jacking off playing peeping dead-toms and I would be like wayyyy more worried about ectoplasmic-goo sliming me than being “haunted”

This is a simple problem of miscommunication based upon connotations of color and interracial marriages.

If this dorky white geek hadn’t been married to such a hot foxy black chick, this problem wouldn’t have happened, but take a dumb French chef who knows his English from American TV, throw him in the situation and he will think of the jive turkey slut that needs to be stuffed.

The great thing about cartoons and toons is that the most unrealistic situation can be drawn, with the only limitations being the imagination of the artist…

The artist of this image was very liberal with the laws of physics as he has this chocolate stud holding a chick up by her thigh with one hand, sticking his hand in her pussy with the other, all the while getting his cock squeezed between two monster mammaries while he cums in this blonde’s hot mouth.  Yep, a totally impossible real-life sex position (unless the dude happens to be Lobo or something) that would be incredibly awesome to experience.  Once again Trashy Toons delivers.

Some guys must not own mirrors…that’s the only explanation for idiots like this that we encounter all too often.

Irony of course being; if this guy did own a mirror he would see that he has some pretty fine tits of his own.

Southwestern States have the lowest divorce rate in the continental United States…my studies have shown that this is because of the geographical histories for these areas.

In the 1800’s, men out west learned to be real men and realized that any filly, be it equine or human, just needs to be broken and taught who is in command when being ridden.

Terry the Tyrannasaurus was the envy of all the dinosaurs cos whenever it came to something new, he was always the first one in the jungle that got to try it.

Here he lucks out once again as he gets to eat the world’s first creampie.