JJs Twats & Toons

Monday nights are known to Mormons as Family Home Evenings and they play games and learn lessons to help their kids make their way through the world and their lives…

Here we see a typical Mormon couple showing their daughter Suzie that sometimes when times are tight in college she may have to look to other ways to pay her rent using Monopoly as a great family learning tool.

This slut doesn’t need to wear the Darth Vader mask…it’s obvious from her skin tone she is consumed by the dark side.

I just wonder if that nerd opened up her Two Moons of Endor and plunged deeply into the dark side himself.

From some of the dumbest things come some of the greatest ideas for some people…

True story; Axle Rose from Guns n Roses saw this cartoon and went ahead, hired a plastic surgeon and soundproofed his practice room with tits.

Yet another advancement for women’s rights and the liberation of the standard housewife into a milf…

Only the primal power and cock-craving nature of a milf can take the furious licking and fucking of a black stud like this, yet still be aware of the time so she can go pick up Jimmy from soccer and get dinner on the table before hubby gets home none the wiser.

This is the thing about these cartoons made by the French…they just continue to show how gay French men are…well, cartoons like this and the French poodle.

Now I don’t know about you, but unless you’re a fag if there’s some hot chick picking up apples with her pussy next to you…you don’t bury your face to bob for apples, you bob your cock in front of her face and give her something to cling to with her other lips.

Yknow I heard about a chick with this problem once…I think it was on Dateline or 24 Hours…

Anyways, anytime she was touched or brushed against things she would end up having an orgasm…imagine how she would cum if she were being tickled or actually getting her pussy eaten out!

This is an environmentalist’s nightmare in the making…and yet another example of mankind’s cruelty to animals in their natural habitat.

These poor little sharks are about to eat these people and because the people are not natural food that these friendly sharks are used to, and even worse yet covered in sun-oil, they are going to lead to the death of these poor sharks and potentially have a horrible ripple effect on others…someone get the SPCA.

This is one of those cases of being careful what you wish for because you just might get it.

This guy asked for a chick who’s obsessed with anal sex and experimentation, and that is certainly what he got.

This just goes to show that many negroes have just as many stereotypes about honkies as white people do about blacks.

See now reality is different, as we know white chicks crave that big black dick and all the white chicks I’ve done could easily take that guys cock with room for another.  What this picture needs is one of those tiny twat thai chicks.

They say that energy cannot be created or destroyed…I’ve always wondered if that applied to sexual energy as well.

This 40 year old virgin shows it probably does, as she explodes with such orgasmic gusto from all those years of pent up sexual energy finally being released her head almost hits the ceiling.  Fernando better watch out cos this chick might just break his cock!

This is why they didn’t want women to serve in the war in the first place…

The hot desert sun leads to cool desert nights and having a hot full-bodied babe like this soldier chick fucking you like crazy would definitely make the time go better, but when you’re as virile as this dude you should avoid bareback fucking or you’ll never have a dime of your own again.

Sure enough this chick is going to need to see a proctologist or urologist or a combination of the two…

But in the short term they should be grabbing a camera and getting this picture on the internet…oh, that’s right, it is.

Damn this dude is a total loser.  In the first place, he stuck his dick in a hot dog bun…but that wasn’t enough…nope, then he added ketchup and relish and mustard and worked himself into such a frenzy that he added some manly cream to the mix too.

Problem is, no matter how ‘pretty’ you dress up your wiener…if you don’t have the length she wants, your dog is not gonna get very hot.

English men are known for being effeminate, and spineless to the point of being masochistic…

This oral sex instructor teaching this British class of tarts how to suck cock should just relax and realize that evolution has made it so British men get off on getting their cocks skinned anyway.

You know a lot of people look at this picture and that green shirted gonzo and go ‘Oh my God what a freak’ and then have him arrested for being a psycho perv.

A more attentive person would realize those mannequins are made of some pretty heavy duty shit, and if the dudes cock can plow a hole into one, he should just be pitied cos obviously he’s not gonna find any real pussy or ass without accidentally killing the chick.