JJs Twats & Toons

There are a lot of kinky chicks out there…some of the kinkiest are the ones who get off on watching guys get it on with each other.

This chick has them all trumped cos she’s into having sex with dead guys and watching dead guys have sex with each other.

This surfer dude must be one super horny guy to be able to get an erection with major sunburn all over his body including his cock…

Just goes to show, the proximity of a hot naked chick with soothing lotion to rub on your skin can make even the most pained guy get hard.

This is a test of being savvy or not…someone who isn’t very perceptive would think that this latina lovely is turning down the guy’s request for some ass-fucking.

A more savvy and perceptive guy would realize that she is just opening negotiations for how much it will cost.

This just goes to prove that there’s two ways of looking at everything…

Scenario One: We have the makings of a horror story, and these chicks better get the fuck outta that water before the cock monsters get them!  Scenario Two: Even if these chicks are a bunch of dykes swimming together, they should take advantage of what must be the biggest cocks in the world on dudes who obviously don’t need to come up for air.

Some people have fucked up priorities…

I mean, what the hell is with these people…they live in a glass aquarium or some fucking thing where anyone can see them and not enough room to hardly move, yet their number one concern is how her pussy smells ???

This reminds me of those stories of guys who end up dead with the last words they hear being “Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight”.

This hapless robber obviously is outgunned because he brought a gun to a cannon-fight.

Yknow, this chick is a fruitcake.  She’s all hot and bothered and fussing about a bit of cum on her keyboard (well, maybe a LOT of cum) when she should be amazed at the fact that it’s still white, still sticky and there’s TONS of it!  That’s like super-cum or something…!

Women miss these kinds of opportunities all the time…they see a hot horny dude who wants to get it on (and really needs to ‘get it out’) and they freak out about the stupidest things to avoid the action.  This horny fucker should show that bitch just how good cum can be and splooge another massive Peter North-esque load, but this time all over her face.

Yknow those dorks and nerds when you were younger that you figured would never have any use (I’m not talking the Bill Gates ones…I’m talking the totally useless geeks that you just knew would never have any use)…

Well as you can see, if it weren’t for the fact that these geeks were too dorky to ever get laid, and too square to ever jack it…we wouldn’t have the rough and tough denim-wear that we now enjoy.

A lot of women nowadays have their priorities fucked up and go for guys who either look gay, are gay, or they are so twinkified they may as well be made by Hostess.

At least this chick has her priorities straight, and knows that for the fun that really matters, it’s not the head on top of the neck that counts.

Many years ago men used to enjoy their ‘evening constitutional’ with their wife and faithful dog at the end of their day after work was done and dinner was consumed…and they would spend some time chatting with their womenfolk about whatever took their fancy…

Nowadays, though the evening constitutional may still be a regular activity for some, many young couples would rather be ‘walking the dog’ than using their legs…but they still prefer going outside to do it.

Kinky shit man…see that’s the way to get served cake on your birthday…half a dozen sexy super-sluts ready and eagerly waiting for your birthday-suited cock…with cupcakes and sparklers shoved up their asses leaving their pussies wide open for the taking.

Whoever the birthday boy is, he is one lucky motherfucker…unless that candle wax starts to drip…

Ostriches man…they are some of the weirdest most bizarro looking creatures on the planet…long legs, fat bodies, long necks, boggly eyes…maybe they were pets that aliens left behind thousands of years ago.

Anyways, seeing this cartoon makes me think about ostriches, and yknow how they like always go around sticking their head in the sand…maybe ostriches have some wild hallucinogen and they are totally horny so they like just stick their head in the sand where they can’t see, but then their mind sees and they totally check out some hallucinated ostrich porn…food for thought huh?

Suddenly Johnny realized that Suzie’s saying that she was still a virgin was obviously a lie…

At first when I read this, I wonder what the hell these loser dudes must be doing wrong that they, even married, get so little sex that they turn into ravenous sex fiends.

Then I look up the hill and see what they’re married to, and realize…no wonder these guys aren’t getting any, cos who the hell could fuck those beasts on the hill.

Delivery decadence Batman!!  These horny hungry hunnies fill their needs for food, fucking and entertainment at the same time with some meaty at-home sausage and an extra length of cable to play with…

I guess if they only wanted a quickie they would call Domino’s since their drivers are guaranteed to come within 30 minutes.