JJs Twats & Toons

They say that guys think of sex every seven seconds (or is that minutes, I find it hard to tell sometimes) or something like that, and that they’re intently focused on sex most of the time.

This TrashyToons.com strip shows that women can be just as focused, especially when it comes to the thing they want most, a nice big cock to fuck them and ram down their throat to fill them with cum.  Battle of the sexes?  We’re more similar than we once thought.

Yknow everything is about incentive.  Women nag and bitch cos we don’t clean up after ourselves…we dont clean up all the empties after having buddies over to watch the game or whatever.  “Oh you left this out on the counter” and all that crap.  What they don’t realize is that it’s not that we are lazy.  We just don’t care…it’s not like the world will end cos some beer cans are on the coffee table or the apocalypse will happen cos the peanut butter jar is on the counter…

These chicks are smart bunnies….they understand that it’s all about motivation and incentive and since we are motivated by what our cock wants…offer it what it wants and the rest of our body will follow suit.

One of the most well known strippers of all time is Sally Rand…headlined at the World Fair, watched by royalty and a savvy business woman as well back before there were businesswomen.

Her best known and most famous dance routine was her bubble dance which if you ever get to see footage of it I’m sure it will excite you even nowadays…but even Sally wasn’t able to work this kind of magic with bubbles

This just goes to show that even the oldest profession in the world had to adapt with the times and get with the modern age

I find it both exciting and somewhat disturbing to picture the hookers of the future online cybersex 3d virtual worlds…500 lb men looking like the hot white haired chick in Heavy Metal….shudder

You often hear 50+ people talking about how things were better way back and how the Internet has helped destroy society on and on and on they go and we think yeah whatever…the stuff we have now rocks.

Though….if this is what Good ol days were and these are what people are talking about when they say partylines then I really think we missed out on some good times….like how we missed the Free Love of the 60s…nowadays love costs you at least dinner and a glass of wine.

It’s cheating little bitch actresses like this that should get cock-slapped by cocks like this…

They go on their special protein diets so that they can stay alive and feed their anorexia at the same time, and then they lie and are lazy and don’t swallow the load when it is delivered.

The media keeps telling people about the horrible things that can happen if they smoke marijuana…

If your girlfriend happens to be a typical blonde bimbo slut like this one, forgotten sextoys of course is another thing to be aware of.

I don’t know what planet this is where a woman’s pussy is a pussy…

But whatever planet it is, if a pussy is a pussy then guys have got to evolve their cocks into dogs…maybe this would be easier if they were on Pluto.

Another reason why the Americans are better than the British…you see James Bond may have had chicks with names like Pussy Galore and Holly GoodHead, but when he was in bed with them they were all silent little fuck toys…

American agents make their chicks cum so hard they scream and the CIA double penetration action gives a whole new definition to ‘Double Agent’…after all CIA stands for Cocks In Action.

Nowadays it’s hard to tell which part of a woman is fake and which is real…with all the different implants readily available to be inserted here there and everywhere, these chicks are spending thousands of dollars to turn themselves into something they weren’t meant to be.

The problem with this is that they end up about as real as one of these toons at Trashy Toons…which I guess is good for this chick; cos in reality a hole like that on her ass would have her screaming bloody murder, not nagging at her man for slapping her too hard.

Dont know if you ever watched this movie from the 90s starring John Ritter where he was trapped in his tv going channel to channel…well of course like any such movie needs to do it included a part where he got turned into a toon and was in a toon world.

Trashy Toons is there to remind us that if you get stuck as a toon make sure you seek out the toon sluts of their toon world so you can get head from a babe like this instead of being in a less enjoyable toonland where you get an anvil on your head instead.

This is the reason the Irish should be in charge of television programming…Mulligan’s Stew.

Crappy shows like Divorce Court, Sex Court and all the idiotic reality shows that people glue themselves to…mix them together and you get a stew that will make your cock spew.

Everybody all over the world is starting to get ready for the Summer Olympics.  Unfortunately this includes some left-wing spazoids…

These left-wing spazoids would be better served making the boring version of the Olympics (the Winter ones) more interesting by petitioning for sports like this.

Ah if only life could be like it is in the funnies; the world would be full of colorful people interacting in hilariously entertaining ways, and bleeding heart liberals would have a field day.

In this toon the victim has been empowered with the right to dictate what punishment her perpetrator has to endure.  In typical female style, this blonde babe goes for the most torturous thing she can imagine with this huge hairy BUW (big ugly woman) momma and really makes him pay for his crimes.

Some guys are so desperate to get laid that they ignore all the warning signs before plunging their cock into an inviting hole…

You’d think the barbed wire and huge sign warning of cannibal women would deter this horny fucker from sticking his dick in that hole in the fence, but as is so often the case, the need for sexual satisfaction has overwhelmed his basic male instincts for survival…that is unless he’s a severe masochist and that’s why his cock is so incredibly hard knowing just how much pain and torture he’s going to experience at this hole in the wall.